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management

What it really means

Definition
Send me a message I'll probably ignore.

"Ping me when you have those numbers ready."

Overheard in a meeting that could have been an email
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Double-Click

Let's talk about this longer than anyone wants to.

Bandwidth Constrained

We're drowning but too proud to hire anyone.

Take Ownership

This will be your fault when it goes wrong.

Mission Critical

Important enough that you'll be blamed if it fails.

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